The life and times of a Gasm

I hope they spell my name right here at the DMV

2011-04-21T10:18:00.001-05:00

2011-04-04T09:44:00.001-05:00

Jack getting some zsssssss

2011-04-03T19:23:00.001-05:00

New ideas

2011-02-10T07:22:00.001-05:00

Due to recent events in my life I created a few new blogs. I mainly post to them now. They are private to my friends but not to the public. I do not want my words turned against me or used for anymore ill will. But you can trust me in this...

Here is my open apology.

I am sorry.
It hurts more than anyone will ever know.

I hope that happiness finds you where ever you may go because you deserve that after what I apparently did to you.

If there was one thing I could wish for it was a phone call.

Sia "The Girl You Lost To Cocaine"

2011-01-28T05:30:00.000-05:00

I really like SIA. For some reason I can always listen to her music and feel better, no matter how poopey and down I feel.

Sia - Pictures

2011-01-28T01:01:00.000-05:00

Well..

2011-01-25T07:03:00.001-05:00

I have a little surprise in the works.. Unveiling soon.... Gonna be a big surprise.. Other than this..

2011-01-10T15:45:00.001-05:00

snow wonderland

2011-01-10T15:33:00.001-05:00

what?

2011-01-10T15:16:00.001-05:00

the fire last night

2011-01-10T02:08:00.001-05:00

Guarding

2011-01-04T04:58:00.001-05:00

flat shoals Walmart

2011-01-02T21:12:00.001-05:00

totally impressed of you know where I am at then you should know what I mean

look at me please

brothers reunited

2011-01-02T18:57:00.001-05:00

2010-12-31T20:33:00.001-05:00

watch closely...

2010-12-28T05:20:00.001-05:00

display in Nashville

2010-12-26T02:26:00.001-05:00

Christmas 2010 snow yay for snow

2010-12-26T02:21:00.001-05:00

white Christmas 2010

2010-12-25T21:38:00.001-05:00

Christmas lights my style. Cumming Ga.

2010-12-25T21:30:00.001-05:00

30 brings grey hair on my face

Holy Inflatables

2010-12-22T11:29:00.001-05:00

Holy Inflatables

2010-12-22T11:18:00.001-05:00

Holy Inflatables

2010-12-22T10:56:00.001-05:00

new haircut

2010-12-21T13:04:00.001-05:00

It's cold here

2010-12-07T11:58:00.001-05:00

Fat chin

BFC THIS IS exactly what it says it is. twelve would be in bliss

2010-11-26T12:55:00.001-05:00

these will not fit in the fridge.

2010-11-23T10:45:00.001-05:00

butt in the air sleeping

2010-11-18T18:01:00.001-05:00

I have my jacket on and ready to go outside.

2010-11-16T09:59:00.001-05:00

Hi daddy, where have you been?

Feed the addiction

2010-11-13T19:58:00.001-05:00

Light time with nothing to light.:(

Sleepy time

2010-11-04T01:01:00.001-05:00

Kristyne and Fitz

2010-10-30T09:33:00.001-05:00

I thought I had a horrible last name.

2010-10-30T09:04:00.001-05:00

Cell Tower

2010-10-28T00:48:00.001-05:00

This is a cell tower outside of Jackson, MS. The mayor though it would be a good idea to make it look more appealing.

old friend

here is samsun. you make me sad.

Cuddled

I was woke up by Fitz becAuse he was lonely and wanted to cuddle like a teddy bear. How sweet of him.

Now handing out scarrots for Halloween.

I think the house that hands these out will be rolled repeatedly.

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jackson, MS check. Memphis bound

2010-10-19T13:15:00.001-05:00

on the road again to Jackson, MS. Yay.

2010-10-19T05:56:00.001-05:00

Road music. thanks hatchers

2010-10-18T15:01:00.001-05:00

2010-10-16T17:45:00.001-05:00

Cuddlebug

2010-10-15T13:52:00.001-05:00

How does a 100 pound dog lay with you on a couch? Very carefully.

word up

2010-10-08T06:43:00.001-05:00

Taking it back to he old school.

Time to stop.

2010-10-01T06:08:00.001-05:00

Not sure I like this whole gaining weight thing. This is my third pair to do this.

Toothache

2010-09-30T04:35:00.001-05:00

I really hate toothaches.

I hope they see me coming.

2010-09-18T17:42:00.001-05:00

I hope they see me coming.

I hate you...

2010-09-18T09:42:00.001-05:00

I hate you .....

Driving my mothers new toy home.

2010-09-13T03:00:00.001-05:00

Driving the new toy back to Nashville from Atlanta.

Driving my mothers new toy home.

2010-09-13T02:21:00.001-05:00

Driving the new toy back to Nashville from Atlanta.

new family addition.

2010-09-11T17:47:00.001-05:00

the new addition to the family

new family addition.

the new addition to the family

new family addition.

the new addition to the family

new family addition.

the new addition to the family

Proof

2010-08-21T20:08:00.001-05:00

Told you... spooned by a dog...

I never knew a dog could spoon with you until now.

2010-08-20T19:50:00.001-05:00

At the game

2010-08-18T18:29:00.001-05:00

At the braves hammer sweating

Two stories of coke.

2010-08-16T17:00:00.001-05:00

Inside walmart there is a two story coke display.

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2010-08-16T10:36:00.001-05:00

2010-08-16T08:18:00.001-05:00

2010-08-14T16:01:00.001-05:00

kristyne pre-op with a little valium

2010-08-13T10:38:00.001-05:00

Iv talking

Guy dances into traffic, gets hit by ice cream truck.

2010-08-05T02:21:00.000-05:00

Ninjas at our wedding!

2010-08-05T02:17:00.000-05:00

someone is comfortable

2010-08-03T18:29:00.001-05:00

I just passed a woman wearing a gun on her side. in Walmart... what are you scared of in Walmart?

Worst Wedding DJ EVER! (ORIGINAL)

2010-08-03T02:46:00.000-05:00

Father of the year tricks son into making a towel horn

2010-08-03T02:27:00.000-05:00

Old man dances to Lady Gaga poker face

2010-08-03T02:21:00.000-05:00

Dog Raves His Face Off

2010-08-03T01:25:00.000-05:00

2010-08-02T20:46:00.001-05:00

The new hair

Free food at the casa.. Provided by Stone Mill apartments.

2010-07-30T17:24:00.001-05:00

http://www.apple.com/antenna/

2010-07-30T10:47:00.001-05:00

Woah... Apple is trying to be a baby about their design. Grow up. Faulty phone. Accept it and move on.

2010-07-28T17:16:00.001-05:00

Feet

Sammy

2010-07-15T04:57:00.001-05:00

My Location: 245-295 Simpson Cir NE Cartersville, GA 30121 USA N 34°12'57.78", W 84°45'08.86" http://maps.google.com/maps?q=loc:34.21605%2C-84.75246

2010-07-13T19:57:00.001-05:00

Dogs

2010-07-11T19:23:00.001-05:00

Dear Porsche....

2010-07-09T06:40:00.001-05:00

Viral advertising at its best.

dogs in Nashville

2010-07-09T06:22:00.001-05:00

jack and fitz

Thanks Pixelpipe

2010-07-09T01:37:00.001-05:00

Thanks for the work around!

Thanks Pixelpipe

Thanks for the work around!

Thanks Pixelpipe

Thanks for the work around!

Thanks Pixelpipe

Thanks for the work around!

Thanks Pixelpipe

Thanks for the work around!

2010-07-08T10:29:00.001-05:00

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dogs in Nashville

2010-07-08T10:00:00.001-05:00

jack and fitz

test

2010-06-09T05:59:00.001-05:00

hey bud!!!!!!!

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Introducing Google TV

2010-05-21T04:23:00.000-05:00

SWAGGER WAGON

2010-05-13T03:46:00.000-05:00

Owl City - "Fireflies" (Parody-Ikea)

2010-05-12T06:13:00.000-05:00

Justin Bieber Parody "Sleep on You": Key Of Awesome #10

2010-05-12T05:54:00.000-05:00

Lady Gaga - Paparazzi Parody (Stalkerazzi)

2010-05-12T04:38:00.000-05:00

Lady Gaga Parody Just Dance becomes No Pants, Official video from The MF...

2010-05-12T04:32:00.000-05:00

Lady Gaga Telephone Parody (ft Beyonce): Key of Awesome #17

2010-05-12T04:18:00.000-05:00

SHERRY VINE!!! BAD ROMANCE PARODY!!

2010-05-12T04:15:00.000-05:00

Lady Gaga: Bad Romance parody (feat. Lord Gaga) #6

2010-05-12T04:13:00.000-05:00

TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome #13

2010-05-12T04:10:00.000-05:00

Ke$ha "Your love is my drug" music video spoof

2010-05-12T04:08:00.000-05:00

A FAILBlog St. Patrick's Day Special

2010-03-23T04:15:00.001-05:00

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2010-03-23T03:32:00.001-05:00

Saber RIP. 2-19-2010

2010-02-20T05:56:00.002-05:00

One of my closest and best friends passed away 2-19-2010.
Saber our beloved family pet died of old age. He was sixteen, but still a puppy in our hearts. Saber litereally listened to every command you would tell him. Without ever really having proper training. See the one time my mother decided to take Saber to get trained she took him into the Pet store for the classes, got in the ring and Saber decided he wanted none of it so he took a poop right in the middle of the place. My mother walked out and that was the last of the formal training he would ever have.

What he was trained in though was undconditional love. Saber would come up to you and love you no matter what. HE would wag his tail and play with you if it meant just a few minuets of your time, I knew it brightened not only my day but made his. Saber was in no way able to be constrained by fences, borders or boundaries. This dog leapt a chain link fence in a single bound. My mother had installed a fence around the whole property at my old house to keep in the dogs but allow them plenty of room to roam. Not long after it was installed Saber started jumping fences. Not to get out and never come back, no that was not his style, but to go and play with the neighbors kids. It would go down something like this.

The neighbors kids would be outside playing and Saber would spot them. He would walk over to the fence line and stare at them. About the sam time he got to the fence line the kids would see him grab their ball and yell SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABER. Saber with his ears perked up would run back from the fence line turn and run full force back towards the fence. Within feet of the fence he would leap UP and over the fence.

Now, one would think that with all this ability to have freedom he would take advantage of it, not one bit. As soon as the children where getting their names yelled for it was time to come in Saber was running back towards the fence. All the while thinking he snuck out of the house like a teenager. He would slowly walk back towards the garage attached to the house. Once there lie down like nothing had ever happened. seemingly with a smile and a warmer heart.

Saber loved young children and was so gentle around them. It was like he knew how fragile and vulnerable they where. He was not pushy nor demanding of them or you for your time. If you had the time to spend with him it was wonderful, almost magical because of how you could talk to him and he almost understand what you need and that certain time. But he could lay in wait for hours to get to see you and be just as happy to see you then as if it was for the first time.

Saber probaly was the most comic relief from a dog that you could get. One time early on in living in my house in urban Atlanta, Ga he saw someone walking down the street that he apparently did not like. He ran over to the telephone pole that seprated the property to the next and stood behind it trying in a vain attempt to hide from the person walking down the street.Peeking around the other side of the pole as if concealing his entire body and with 3/4 of Saber's body hanging out from the side of the telephone pole he let off a deep and menacing bark. Only one because he did not want to be noticed in his ideal hiding spot.

My mother got Saber from a breeder at work. His other siblings where plagued with faults ad defects but Saber shown through. Such a wonderful dog and he will be missed tremendously. There will never be a replacement in our hearts and minds for the love and the memories that this kind soul gave us.